My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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