Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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