Sry I called you an 8
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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