it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
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She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
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I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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