So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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