I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
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I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
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Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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