This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
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