so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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