I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
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Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize