just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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