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i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
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i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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