Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Dick very happy bro
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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