check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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