I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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