I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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