All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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