how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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