I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
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i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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