do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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