Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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