When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
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She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
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I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize