420 ftw
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
