she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
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Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
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I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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