love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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