we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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