Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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