I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize
