its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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