Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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