There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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