You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
You're a waste of cheezeits
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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