and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
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Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
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I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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