how can u be prego again
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
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And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
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Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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