You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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