It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
foreskin is a definite game changer
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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