Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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