my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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