When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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