I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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