I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
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So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
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I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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