So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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