U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I party with great urgency now.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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