i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
