Don't you send me to vm
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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