Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Randomize
