if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
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Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
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So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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