I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
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His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
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I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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