Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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