i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
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i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
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I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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