quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
they call him Oral-B. enough said
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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