She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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