Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
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don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
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This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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