Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
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I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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