Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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